Slow and methodical, it's the tortoise that wins in the end.

Life hangs in the balance.
I wonder how many chickens have died of old age.

Renovators dream!
This lovely three story home comprises of two bedrooms above a main living room and boasts fantastic city views within the heart of the CBD. This property has been partly stripped and is ready for your flair! With your own public courtyard and ample street parking this home makes a perfect place to raise the kids.
Price $1,840,000 +

This is my portrait of Andy Warhol using his iconic Campbell's soup can for his head.

With it's brilliant white plumage and impressive sulfur-yellow crest, the Sulfur Crested Kelvinator is a rare spotting for dedicated twitchers and amature fridgewatchers alike.

I have good ideas, it's just hard to squeeze them out.

Life wasn't meant to be over-easy

The wurst insult to a Dachshund.

Looking For Inspiration

Life can feel a little cooped up in the office

The whole family getting together to get their family portrait taken.
This painting depicts the chatter and disarray in the moments before 'CHEESE'

Thought clouds are brewing. They cloud my mind as they seed my thoughts.

We're free as birds so why don't we fly away

The rhythmic cycles of life are all around us.
Their continuity and predictability help us live contented lives.
It's when certain cycles are cut short we are left feeling ripped off and lost.

Forming a pyramid is a sign of well behaved sheep.

Life is like dancing blindfolded in a field of rakes

He likes to Party

Synergy is lost when two parts of one are halved.

Planes can look like a bucket of bolts or safe as houses, it all depends on fear.

Drifting through life can sometimes lead to drifting away from the things we love.

A Melbourne tram sits alone in the Australian outback.

It's all a façade.

Monday morning.

A sausage and a sweet pea sitting on the couch watching telly.
Working class life in suburbia.

We rode the sheep's back until we legalised greed then we ate it.

There's safety in numbers isn't there?

There's plenty of fish in the sea, for at least a few more years.

Keeping my ducks in a row.

He's a spender blender on a splendour bender.

In WW2 Australian diggers would gather around Furphy water carts and tell yarns. These tall stories became known as furphys.
My home town is Shepparton, which is also the home of Furphy's Foundry. Shepparton was founded by Sherbourne Sheppard, a sheep farmer.

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The dissection of the weekly game.
The dissection of the season.
The dissection of the players.
The dissection of their careers and the dissection of their lives.

Once the pride of the Coffs Harbour Caravan Park, old Betsy slowly decomposes in the Australian outback.